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Prisoners to be employed as human sandbags in flood prevention pilot

Prisoners to be employed as human sandbags in flood prevention pilot

December 30, 2025 |

Officials have announced a new cost-cutting scheme that will see prisoners deployed as “human sandbags” during flood season, after someone…

The face you make when you pay for Christmas and get Lynx and socks

The face you make when you pay for Christmas and get Lynx and socks

December 26, 2025 |

Newseless Memes

Your alarm clock isn’t waking you up

Your alarm clock isn’t waking you up

December 19, 2025 |

Newseless Wisdom

Local council hires more consultants to figure out why they do nothing

Local council hires more consultants to figure out why they do nothing

December 16, 2025 |

Black cat crossing your path just means the animal is going somewhere, report finds

Black cat crossing your path just means the animal is going somewhere, report finds

December 12, 2025 |

Somewhere out there, a tree is working hard

Somewhere out there, a tree is working hard

December 9, 2025 |

Newseless Wisdom

Socks don’t disappear.

Socks don’t disappear.

December 5, 2025 |

Newseless Trivia

Mirrors are just unpaid critics

Mirrors are just unpaid critics

November 28, 2025 |

Newseless Trivia