A new app has been released today, allowing users to see a live feed of their daily decline.
The app uses screen-time data, location tracking, and front-facing camera footage to provide what developers call “an unfiltered experience of personal stagnation.” Users can scroll through graphs showing hours spent idling, calories not burned, and conversations avoided. A live counter displays the exact number of days remaining if current habits continue.
Beta testers report mixed feelings. Some said the app was “motivating.” Others admitted they watched themselves doing nothing for several hours before deleting it.
Despite this, downloads continue to rise. Analysts suggest people are drawn to the comfort of confirmation. The app reassures them that their suspicions were correct: nothing important is happening, and they are the ones ensuring it stays that way.