Privacy Policy
Effective Date: 21/5/2025
This Privacy Policy describes how [Your Website Name] (“we”, “us”, or “our”) collects, uses, and discloses information about you when you visit our website, newseless.com (the “Site”).
By accessing or using the Site, you agree to this Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, please do not use the Site.
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Information We Collect
We collect the following types of information:
Personal Data
Personal data means any information that identifies you directly or indirectly, such as:
• Name
• Email address
• IP address
• Location data
• Browser and device information
We only collect personal data when you voluntarily provide it, for example when you:
• Subscribe to newsletters
• Fill out a contact form
• Comment on a post
• Participate in surveys or promotions
Usage Data
We automatically collect data about your interaction with the Site:
• Pages visited
• Time spent on pages
• Clicks and scroll behavior
• Referring URLs
• Browser type and version
• Device type and operating system
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Cookies and Tracking Technologies
We use cookies and similar tracking technologies (e.g., web beacons, pixels) to improve your experience on our website.
Types of Cookies Used:
• Strictly Necessary Cookies – Required for core site functionality.
• Performance Cookies – Collect anonymous usage data to help us improve.
• Functionality Cookies – Remember user preferences.
• Targeting/Advertising Cookies – Deliver relevant ads and track effectiveness.
Cookie Consent
When you first visit the Site, you will see a cookie banner. By continuing to browse, you consent to the use of cookies in accordance with this policy.
You can control or disable cookies through your browser settings, but this may affect how the site functions.
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How We Use Your Information
We use the information we collect to:
• Operate and maintain the Site
• Respond to inquiries and provide customer support
• Improve your user experience
• Monitor performance and ensure security
• Send newsletters and updates (with your consent)
• Analyze traffic and user behavior
• Comply with legal obligations
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Data Storage and Security
We use reasonable security measures to protect your data from unauthorized access or loss.
Data may be stored on servers located outside your country, depending on the services we use. We retain your data only for as long as necessary.
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Third-Party Links
Our website may link to external sites we do not operate. We are not responsible for their content or privacy practices. Please review their policies separately.
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Children’s Privacy
Our site is not intended for children under 13 (or applicable age in your jurisdiction). We do not knowingly collect data from children. If we learn we have, we will delete it promptly.
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Changes to This Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy occasionally. The updated version will be posted here with a new “Effective Date.” Continued use of the site means you accept the updated policy.
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Disclaimer
Newseless.com is a satirical website. Nothing published here is real. All articles are entirely fictional and exist solely for entertainment. Any resemblance to actual events or individuals is either coincidental or deliberately used for the purposes of parody. Readers seeking factual information are advised to look elsewhere.
Contact Us
If you have any questions or concerns about this Privacy Policy, please contact us
Email: contact@newseless.com
Website: newseless.com