Donald Trump arrived in the United Kingdom this week. He said he enjoys British culture, with a few exceptions. Officials welcomed the remark, despite it dismissing almost everything Britain is known for.
During private meetings, Trump reportedly asked whether British institutions could be franchised abroad. Sources claim he expressed interest in acquiring “a monarchy of his own,” provided it came with television rights and limited public responsibility.
Advisers confirmed he will deliver remarks on the “special relationship.” Draft versions of the speech describe it as a bond based on mutual respect, trade, and Britain doing what it is told.


